at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Sorry my hands just texted you
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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