do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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