You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
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