i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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