quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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