How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
