I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I love having hate sex.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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