The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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