like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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