I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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