omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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