Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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