the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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