Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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