question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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