Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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