two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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