i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
im holly from the hills drunk
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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