Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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