This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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