took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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