I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Randomize
