It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I currently don't understand fingers.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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