ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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