whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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