i just had sex bonerless
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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