8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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