Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
We’re leaving where are you
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