Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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