Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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