i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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