And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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