69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
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