Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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