Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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