i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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