ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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