this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
His nipple licking is glorious
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