Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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