Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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