that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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