thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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