So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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