"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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