Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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