I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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