He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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