Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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