sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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