Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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