Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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