I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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