i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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